This week, Christine of Boosaurus wrote about some of the common web searches that had led people to her blog over the course of a week. Some were bizarre, but most had been looking for answers to their many bra questions. I just had a look at mine and some of the results made me giggle so I wanted to share them with you! I haven’t included any fitting issues that bring people here – I’m saving the serious stuff for another post.
‘how can I impress my breasts‘ – a very good question that I don’t think enough of us are asking! I think they’ll be very impressed by a comfortable and well-fitting bra
‘I like bras’ – I’m glad to hear it – so do I!
‘lovely European construction‘ – the Acropolis, the Eiffel Tower and the Alhambra are some of my personal favourites but unfortunately I think I might be arrested if I tried to take a photo of myself in lingerie at any of these locations.
‘what’s in my bra’ – your breasts, I hope, dear reader!
‘cleavages that look like bums’ – may I direct you towards Victoria’s Secret, where you will find endless examples of this look created by badly fitting bras. If by some small chance you’re a woman, please take these as examples of ‘what not to wear’. If you’re a man, well, I think you need to get a life.
5 people were looking for ‘market share of bp’ - they were probably rather disappointed to end up here!
And my number one favourite:
14 people came to my blog looking for ‘knickers on nipples’ - I’m so sorry to have disappointed you all!